| Sunday, December 18th, 2005 |
| 9:28 pm |
Why i fucking hate you Adam Corolla
ok i know its not just me when i say adam corella is not fucking funny he is accully one of the least funnyc omedians out there. when he was on the man show with jimmy kimmle i laughed, but not realizing thatit was only caue of jimmy. after the show jimmy kimble went to host a late night talk show on abc a major tv network. and adam did nothing for a while and now cause he probally ran out of money has a talk show on comedy central, i wonder where he fucking got that from. yeah well jimmy kimmbles show has a siold out audiendce every night and i hear laugfer alot. now on adams show he had a live audience for 2 weeks and i heard no laugfer weird huh. noooooooo its not hes just not funny. then after two weeks he has no audience and its even worse sometimes you hear a sympaty laugh from a camera amn or somthing but those ussually are for his guest. now on jimmy kimmbles show he has had major guest. who has adam had. mabey his biggest guest was bam margerra thats it.and what the fuck is with his closing line mahalla wtf im not jewish dont fuking say that to me. oh wait big update adam corolla show is cancelled yeahhhhhh that just proves my fucking point. so yeah thats why i hate you adam corolla |
| Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 |
| 9:27 pm |
why i fucking hate you vol2 the annyonomis person who keeps insulting me
ok i know this is supposed to be a weekly thing but i really need to get this off my chest as some of you may know theres this fucking dick who like to insult me and talk alot of trash to me on live journal. this kid acts all tuff with some of the things he says but yet he post annyonomisly and doesnt leave his name. so i have to come out and say it your a pussy. any one who insults someone on line seriously has no life. what does he think that hes accually scaring me when he says hes gonna beat my ass. what does he think does he think when i read his comments im gonna be like waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa some kid whos to afriad to say who he is insulted me waaa waaaaaaaaaaa and theres nothing i can do about it except hit this delete comment button and just tottaly ignore his ass. ok now im gonna challenge this mother fucker. ok dick hole since you seem to know my screen name and my live journal name and my myspace name you must know me and know where i live. so heres the deal i dare you to come to my house walk up my drive way up my steps and ring my door bell and say what you wanna say. oh wait i allmost forgot your to scared to say who you are online so why woukld you ever come to my house and reveal who you are. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR GETTING YOURSELF INTO KID. IM NOT THE SAME MIKE PERILLO FROM HIGHSCHOOL. I NOW HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF FRIENDS AND PEOPLE WHO GOT MY BACK. so keep fucking with me kid if you really have the balls expose yourself or are you just to much of a pussy well see wont we. now to sum this up im gonna alter a little eminem quote. if i happen to get hurt or killed from this rant i got a million in cash that says i will get you back in mike perillos name. so as allways this ends my rant and once again thats why i hate you annoyomis poster dick hole Current Mood: enraged |
| Sunday, December 4th, 2005 |
| 7:00 pm |
Mike Perillo's weekly rants entitled this is why i fucking hate you vol 1
Week 1 MySpace Idiots what the fuck is the deal with some of these idiots on myspace . theres a bunch of things that people do on that site that quit franckly piss me the fuck of so much that thats why this first addition is dedicated to you fuckers ( oh and if you havnt noticed i do and will continue to use the word fuck alot so if you dont like it fuck off) ( oh and pps i dont know what puncuation is so dont even fucking ask ok) ok now to get down to bussiness. what the fuck is the deal with people posting 90 fucking bullitins a day no one cares what you have to say . and even worse then hat is those fucking dustch bags who post bullitines saying add this dick hole and make 90 million friends. you people can offically suck satins ass hole. my space is not a popularity contest its a place for friends so says the logo but real fucking friends you fucking fucktards. dont add poepl if your never gonna talk to them i have about 60 friends on myspace and i can honestly say i talk to 90 percent of them often and like 10 percent i talk to once and a while but i know every single person thats on my list. id rather have 6 friends and talk to them every day then have 90 million and talk to them never. ok ok breath michael. now to those really fucking stupid post about oh your gonna get laid tommorow or your gonna have 90 years bad luck if you dont repost this. first off that shit doesnt work and if you believe that it does you have a native relitive living in nicrowagwa who has a million dollor fortune and he wants to give it to you. you stupid shit. first off i know im not gonna get laid tommorow i know that for a fact and i know im not not gonna have sex till im 90 cause by that time i would be so madd that it hasnt happen yet id either but a prosatute or id rape your mom. yeah tahts right i said it. ok now on to surveys im just gonna come out and say it i dont really have a problem with them there accually fun to read. but how many times are you gonna fucking fill one out how many time can you tell someone youv never had sex or you have 9 piercing god damnit. and wait im not done if i coment your page or your pictures you better god damn comment back or else your a piece of 2 month old trash yeah. well that it for this week oh and deff feel free to comment and tell me if you agree of not .yeah so this has been mike with his weekly rant and until next time this is why i fucking hate you Current Mood: crankyCurrent Music: limp bizkit break stuff |